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Zelda Ocarina of Time: Shadow Temple

December 28, 2011

I played Zelda a lot as a kid, but I swear that this game is 10x harder than what I remember.
Recently I got to the Shadow Temple (where you get the eye of truth)… ohh, if you’re not a Zelda fan I don’t advise you read this because it wont make ANY sense what so ever. Anyway, Eye of Truth: check, Relaxed fingers: check, Knowledge to take this bad boy down from younger Cooper: double-check. I thought I was ready for it. So I went through the boss door and got down to him banging on his drum.

As you may know to kill this boss you have to shoot his hands, then Eye of Truth up and as he comes towards you to smack you off the edge you shoot him in the eye with an arrow and start hitting him. Seems easy? WRONG. I spent the best part of 2 days trying to beat this douchebag and it got the the point where I made sure I had a fairy in each bottle because the mother fu****r kept grabbing me up and tossing me about (no pun intended) which resulted in me losing around 3 hearts out of my 9 or 10.

Anyway, I wanted to let you all know I have beaten him and I am one step closer to beating Ganondorf so don’t fear… Cooper is here (to save Hyrule)